Being well aware that all monosyllabic names (Christian combined with Sur) sound better pronounced as one (MidgeUrrrr - stress the midge,)I'm here to pollute the blog waves with more idiocy.

JOIN ME.

My next project is a program called 'Pysche Attack - Sneak Back with me Terry Nutkins'. Old Tezza boy cuts loose around the streets of Ottery St Mary in what can only be described as a lime green jump suite and stares at the unsuspecting natives.

Just YOU try and stop him.